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thyrell:

now would be the absolute funniest time for tumblr to unban porn

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i love when judges get catty with their official rulings

If you control eighteen Academy Manufactors (I don't know, you figure it out) and would create some number of Clue, Food, or Treasure tokens, you will instead create 129,140,163 times that many Clue tokens, 129,140,163 times that many Food tokens, and 129,140,163 times that many Treasure tokens.ALT
The greatest power among other creatures you control is determined as the boast ability resolves. You choose at that time whether you’d like to change Arni Brokenbrow’s base power. If you control no other creatures at that time, you can change Arni’s base power to 1 until end of turn. Arni objects to this course of action.ALT
In some unfortunate cases, the greatest power among other creatures you control may be negative. For example, if that greatest power is -3, you could change Arni’s base power to -2 until end of turn. Arni strenuously objects to this course of action.ALT
Whatever you do, don't eat the delicious cards.ALT
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Never forget battles being referenced before any even existed

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i watch baseball for the side quests

throwback to 2021 when the exact same player started doing this extended water bottle bincoculars sight gag in the dugout

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this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl

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taxidermychrist:

ur art doesn’t need to be perfect!!! it does need to be horny & grotesque tho

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A horse that, if even mildly inconvenienced, violently explodes, leaving only 4 smoking hooves behind. It’s respawns from its hooves whenever you look away.

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schumifem:

you are offered a steak. but its human meat. no one will ever know about this situation. do you try it?

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Also reblog if you vote pls like why do y'all never reblog anything

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I wanted to put a more positive spin on the popular skeleton leaving meme

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